Book 1: A New Poop - Prologue

Deep in space, a small ship hurtled by. It was the Dog Blockade Runner. Behind it (imagine you're looking at a movie screen) a HUGE ship filled the entire screen. It was a famous Scratch Destroyer, one of many that belonged to the Cats. Guns blazing, the Scratch Destroyer chased down the Dog Blockade Runner (Just in case you didn't know, a Scratch Destroyer is shaped like a triangular scratching post). Finally, the Scratch Destroyer scored a hit on the Dog Blockade Runner's main power generator. The Dog Blockade Runner slowed to a halt, and after some bumps, crashes, scrapes, and insults(such as “@#$!%&* tractor beam” or “Why am I assigned to this $#!%&* Ship?” and other rude words), the Scratch Destroyer snared the Dog Blockade Runner in its tractor beam and pulled it into the main hangar.